Feudy-Doody

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades.

Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.

For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard.

After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard and being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house. Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the18-wheeler.

"My new pet elephant," Bill replies solemnly.

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Author: The Idiot Jun 4, 2007
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