Fast Food

A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, because he was doing 50 mph.

He decided to test the chicken. He accelerated to 60 mph, but the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, yet the chicken actually passed him.

The man noticed now that the chicken had three legs. He followed to chicken down the road to a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs.

He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire."

The man asked, "Well, how do they taste?"

The farmer said "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."

I Laughed
Author: The Buffoon May 21, 2007
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