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Economics Astrology
An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.
The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time. Yours can't even reach that proportion."
The econometrician replies, "That's because of external shocks. Stars don't have those."

