A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of draining and a feeling of fullness in her ear.

After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:

Doctor: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear.

Lady: Eh?

Doctor: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!

Lady: EH?

Doctor: IN YOUR EAR! A SUPPOSITORY!

Lady: Oh, thank goodness. Now I know where I put my hearing aid.