Donations For Al Gore

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car.

When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.

He said "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations."

"Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"

He said, "About ten gallons."

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Author: The Idiot Jul 9, 2007
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