two lovers died before they could get married. In heaven, they asked God to join them and he said "no problem, wait a while". After a very long period, a priest came to heaven and God called them so that the priest could join them. They later had a quarell and told God they wanted a divorce... He was alarmed and said "do u know how long it took for a priest to get to heaven...how much longer do u think it will take for a lawyer to come by..