Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest informs her that she cannot enter without it.

A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head. The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you toenter this holy place without your wearing a blouse."

"But Father, I have a divine right," she informs.

"Yes, I see. And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!" he insists.