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Deer Hunt
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"
The second guy says, "No."
"A bald eagle just flew over head."
"Oh."
A couple of minutes later, the first guy says, "Did you see that?"
"No."
"There was a black bear walking on that hill over there."
"Oh."
A few minutes later the second guy says, "Did you see that?"
The second guy, getting aggravated, says, "Yes, I did!"
The first guy then says, "Then why did you step in it?"

