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Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor.
"Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night," complains the man.
"Have you tried counting sheep?" inquired the doctor.
The accountant replied, "That's the problem, Doc. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it!"

