To Catch A Polar Bear

Q: How do you catch a polar bear?

A: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him into the ice hole.

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Author: The Idiot Jun 4, 2007
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