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Carp Theif
Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet.
As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet.
Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in.
Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

