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BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
For $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developing country just out of the clutches of communism.
What your money buys: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter for one month for the ethnic clensing!
Their motto: I wanna be like Ike! A little behind the times, but they model themselves after the US of A. They want to establish a land-first ridding themselves of undesireables (like the US did against the native inhabitants).
Why not? What's good enough for US is good enough for them!

