Bread Of Nails

A duck walks into a bar. He asks the barman, "You got any bread?"

"No, sorry, we don't have any bread."

A few minutes go by.

The duck asks again, "You got any bread?"

"Look, we don't have any bread"

A little while later, the duck asks, "You got any bread?"

"We don't have any freaking bread!"

Some time goes by, "Got any bread?"

The barman shouts, "If you ask me if I've got any freaking bread once more I'm gonna nail your freaking bill to this bar."

"You got any nails?"

"NO!"

Relieved, the duck asks, "You got any bread?"

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Author: The Idiot Jun 3, 2007
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