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Blonde Sky Diver
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord. Nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"