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Blonde On An Jumbo Jet
Thirty-five people and blonde were in a four-engine jumbo jet heading over the Pacific Ocean.
Suddenly, a message is announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, engine number two has died. We will be 30 minutes late"
"Damn!" said the blonde.
Ten minutes later, "I'm sorry people. Engine number three has died. We'll be one hour late.
Twenty minutes later, "Every one, engine number four has died. Sorry, We'll be two hours late."
Suddenly, the blonde speaks out, "Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we'll be stuck up here all day!"

